The following took place on July 9th, 2011 at the Kellogg Center on Michigan State's Campus:

I work as a banquet server and this night we were doing a wedding reception for a couple in the military (completely irrelevant other than the sick helicopter ice sculpture) It started normal, open bar, people eating snack food, wedding party came in and then the things got the married couple danced for the first time..strange part number 1.

Part 2.... public service announcement from the brother..."Hey, my dad just wanted everyone to know there will be pizza around 1030...so don't dip out too soon to go check out lil. bro.... so talk amongst yourselves" lil bro: term created for MSU by UofM running back Mike Hart.

Part 3... about ten minutes has elapsed since the brother spoke...the best mans speech was nice and thoughtful...but it ended in O  H....with the head table, for the most part, responding I O.... which for those less informed individuals spells OHIO...if you are still lost that is a chant that people who attend The Ohio State University say...so far wedding party is 0 for 2 on getting the correct saying for the campus they are at.

Now everybody got that for entertainment...at my table an elderly gentleman, kind jokin when he said it, asked for a doggie bag... and I said "If you would like I could go check for you..." I just barley finished that sentence his wife immediately said NOOOOO. NO. His wife says no.

Good times at the logg